FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASEACME Gears Issues Statement on the Alleged Airship “Zephyros” Sofia, Bulgaria – [Insert Date] – ACME Gears, the world’s most questionably innovative exploration and inventions company, today issued an official statement regarding recent rumors about an alleged airborne headquarters known as the “Zephyros” operating somewhere over South America. “We want to state clearly and unequivocally that the Zephyros...
June 6, 2026
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