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The Exploding Chicken: A Recipe for Success (and Regret)

September 3, 2017October 13, 2025By ACME Corp.
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The Exploding Chicken: A Recipe for Success (and Regret)
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Historians still debate whether the 1817 unveiling of the “Exploding Chicken” was a breakthrough in agricultural automation or an act of culinary terrorism. ACME Gears insists it was both. The prototype’s inventor, Professor Thaddeus Quirk, famously declared, “Progress sometimes goes boom before it goes forward.”

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