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The Instant Hole: Digging Humanity’s Future (Then Falling Into It)

August 28, 2017October 13, 2025By ACME Corp.
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The Instant Hole: Digging Humanity’s Future (Then Falling Into It)
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In 1782, ACME Gears revolutionized excavation with the “Instant Hole”—a device so efficient that it vanished instantly, leaving no trace of itself or the engineer operating it. While some call it a disaster, ACME calls it “a breakthrough in spontaneous relocation technology.

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