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Three Centuries of Innovation, Curiosity, and Smoke

August 18, 2017October 13, 2025By ACME Corp.
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Three Centuries of Innovation, Curiosity, and Smoke
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Founded in 1723 by inventor-mercantile-visionary Bartholomew von Crankshaft, ACME Gears began as a small workshop dedicated to improving life through mechanical wonder. Today, the company maintains that same spirit—though now with stricter safety goggles and smaller explosions.


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