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Flight of Fancy: The Feathered Parachute Disaster

May 30, 2017October 13, 2025By ACME Corp.
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Flight of Fancy: The Feathered Parachute Disaster
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Eager to give humans “the gentle grace of falling birds,” ACME engineers developed the Feathered Parachute. Tests went well until users discovered the feathers were decorative, not functional. The design was retired, but it inspired the company motto: “Sometimes gravity wins.”

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