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Worm-Powered Tractor Shoes: Because Who Needs Fossil Fuels?

August 31, 2017October 13, 2025Featured, UncategorizedBy ACME Corp.

Worm-Powered Tractor Shoes: Because Who Needs Fossil Fuels?

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The Exploding Chicken: A Recipe for Success (and Regret)

September 03, 2017October 13, 2025Featured, UncategorizedBy ACME Corp.

The Exploding Chicken: A Recipe for Success (and Regret)

The Exploding Chicken: A Recipe for Success (and Regret)

ACME Gears Celebrates 300 Years of Glorious Misfires and Mild Explosions

September 06, 2017October 13, 2025Featured, UncategorizedBy ACME Corp.

ACME Gears Celebrates 300 Years of Glorious Misfires and Mild Explosions

ACME Gears Celebrates 300 Years of Glorious Misfires and Mild Explosions

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ACME Gears Launches Bold New Internship Program at Sofia Christian Academy

In a daring step toward “the future of mildly supervised innovation,” ACME Gears, Inc. has announced the launch of its newest educational partnership...

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Tour the Laboratories of Tomorrow—Today!

Tour the Laboratories of Tomorrow—Today!

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ACME Gears World Headquarters

ACME Gears World Headquarters

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Tomorrow’s Technology, Yesterday’s Common Sense

Tomorrow’s Technology, Yesterday’s Common Sense

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Flight of Fancy: The Feathered Parachute Disaster

Flight of Fancy: The Feathered Parachute Disaster

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The Mechanical Duck That Thought It Was Real

The Mechanical Duck That Thought It Was Real

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Bubbles You Can Stand In: The Invention Nobody Needed but Everyone Tried

Bubbles You Can Stand In: The Invention Nobody Needed but Everyone Tried

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The Mouse That Roared: ACME’s Experiment in Rodent Engineering

The Mouse That Roared: ACME’s Experiment in Rodent Engineering

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